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Rip—

Just a response, especially to an awkward or unrelated statement.
Bob: I have like a really long strand of hair Ms it won’t come out
Joe: Rip— That was so random.
by NoFriendsZenu April 2, 2023
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The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022
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Ripped dick

Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.
"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."
by BadBunny420 August 22, 2018
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Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
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ripped

Sh!t, I ripped my pants
by no-name September 8, 2003
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Off rip

To stick three soda cans up ones rectum
Damn that girl just pulled off rip
by Off RIP guy 22 April 19, 2019
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Rip and Dip

When you see someone and they're super hot and you have to fuck immediately. But once it's done you've lost interest as the lust has gone or the sex didn't live up to the expectation for example.
"So are you attracted to him?"
"It's not quite the rip your clothes of immediately lust that I get occasionally with some guys"
"So its just a rip and dip situation?"

"Yeah, no one ever married their rip and dip"
by Lups24 December 11, 2017
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