Porn-Age

The current era of time where all people, male and female, are glued to thier computers, (usually by some sort of ejaculate) in a massive addiction to pornographic images.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Maria, she hasen't left her room in days.
Guy 2: She just sits there every day screwing with her Pornhole.
Guy 1: Yep, she's stuck there, I guess she decided to join the Porn-Age.

by upmost777 January 7, 2012

Porn Picker

Porn Picker:
A person who picks very authentic looking porn videos. With great taste.

Alex: Hey bro, what the hell do you even do for a living?

Andrew: Oh I'm a Porn picker.

Alex: what the fuck is that?

Andrew: Oh I pick the best porn for me and your mom to watch.

by Mr.Stone May 16, 2011

Pancake porn

What Akechi watches.

This is a Persona 5 meme.
Ya pancuck.
-Pancake porn

by Isosalot March 9, 2019

porn trip

When your tripping balls on drugs and you look at porn/fap.

Damn danny i just had best porn trip... took some acid and fapped for hoursss.

by Lokee Da Boss October 4, 2009

porn scene

The only scene in any movie that your mum will walk in on

I was watching game of thrones by myself and my mum came home just as the porn scene started

by flameoid12 August 21, 2014

Porn country

A mixture of country music and porn music. The music is mostly country music but the lyrics and theme is pornagraphic.

Do you like porn country.

by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010

mypower porn

Going to a girl(s) myspace and copy/pasting the hottest pictures of them to a Powerpoint so you can make a slide show, put it on auto change and jack off to it.

Aey: "What's the most pathetic thing you've done lately?"
Bee: "Remember that cute ass girl I met at the gig?"
Aey: "Yeah"
Bee: "I was on her page last night and I ended up making mypower porn"
Aey: " Haha, you're a sad bastard."
Bee: "Yeah, but she's bomb eh?"

by chepe March 14, 2008