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Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
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Flower Pot Faggot

Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.
by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.
Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.
by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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Pot spraying

The act of someone blaming someone else for gaslighting. The term can be used whether the person blaming someone is right or wrong about being gaslight.

That person is trying to slide out of their perceived alterations of reality as of food not sticking to the surface of a cooking pot.
Melissa- "You know that is not how I remember that happening. Are you gaslighting me again?"

Tim- "Stop pot spraying me "
by Ptterp24 January 18, 2024
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