when you need to be "nice and pleasant" to your mom's new boyfriend, it really means that you need to act like a bitch in front of them.
your mom is going out with someone who has a messed-up face that you don't like. be a bitch when your told to be nice and pleasant.
by fasfsrghrherghet July 27, 2010
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Based on some old urban stories, they say that if someone has a scarred or natural triangle mark on the foreskin of his penis (the male cannot be circumcised so he can fully posses the benefits of the triangle, and carry on the heritage).
Books say that, this male will be born with abnormal and adaptable sexual skills to satisfy any woman.
His penis is bigger than average, and his abilities in bed are extremely outstanding.
If you find a male with a Triangle of Pleasure on the foreskin (the skin surrounding the "head" of the penis), make sure it's natural--usually scarred-- since males started to tattoo their penis to "carry on" this legends.
If you happen to find a male with the rial triangle, you're a lucky woman.
Based on some old urban stories, they say that if someone has a scarred or natural triangle mark on the foreskin of his penis (the male cannot be circumcised so he can fully posses the benefits of the triangle, and carry on the heritage).
Books say that, this male will be born with abnormal and adaptable sexual skills to satisfy any woman.
His penis is bigger than average, and his abilities in bed are extremely outstanding.
If you find a male with a Triangle of Pleasure on the foreskin (the skin surrounding the "head" of the penis), make sure it's natural--usually scarred-- since males started to tattoo their penis to "carry on" this legends.
If you happen to find a male with the rial triangle, you're a lucky woman.
Girl1:He's as good in bed as if he had the triangle of pleasure.
Girl2:Wow! He must be awesome! Lucky you!
Girl1: He really is. I am so lucky.
Girl2:Wow! He must be awesome! Lucky you!
Girl1: He really is. I am so lucky.
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Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album
Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....
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James-Sally just went ham on your ass
Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....
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James-Sally just went ham on your ass
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Get the Dericha me please mug.When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
Get the Pass the mustard please mug.I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
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John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
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