When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
Get the North Carolina Napalm Cannonmug. Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.
by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023
Get the North Dakota Snow Owlmug. When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
by Rionox January 6, 2023
Get the North Dakota Fruit Roll-upmug. A Call of Duty: Ghosts feeder who is more washed than a brand new car. He lost his relevance in 2017.
by rustynerd April 18, 2018
Get the North Rustymug. You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024
Get the North Korean Root Canalmug. Home to the most homophobic and racist kids ever. If you go to school in north ridgeville your either a basic person that looks like everyone else, extremely lgbt* or ginger. If teachers can’t figure out what to name something they just put ranger in front of it. Watch out for food poisoning because the food they serve sucks.
Kid: I cant wait to attend north ridgeville schools, it’s gonna be great!
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.
by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021
Get the North ridgeville schoolsmug. Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family
by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 26, 2021
Get the Settle north Yorkshiremug.