When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 20, 2025
A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!
Danny Marinara : we’re hungry , Glenn we’ve been out here 8 hours! There’s 3 other bands!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!
North side kings still undefeated!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!
North side kings still undefeated!!
by Danny Marinara(like the sauce) September 21, 2022
North Forsyth JROTC is the junior reserve officer training program at north forsyth high school. They have won naval honor school for a bunch of years because much like your mother with guest they put on a front for others and yell behind closed doors. It is a lot of fun for about a week until they start shitting on you for everything you do. Watch out for the “senior leadership” that somehow manage to have both their heads in their asses and their noses in others business at the same time. In this program you will do pt where the leadership will yell at you to run faster even though they are the fat ones slowing the group down. You will also participate in drill where no one can understand the donkeys calling commands. Don’t worry everyone is treated equally unless you are so mental that they are afraid to scold you because you may commit suicide, then you will get a free pass. No worries social skills and basic human decency is not needed and most people in the program don’t have it, especially the leadership. Most importantly don’t forget to have fun even when you accidentally choose one of the many showers with no pressure because the majority of them are shit!
Billy: Hey, how can I fix my mental health?
Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.
Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.
by Justice.for.Eddie July 14, 2022
a big gulf of water located in North America between mexico and usa commonly referred to as the gulf of Mexico or The Gulf or America by idiots by the true name is Gulf of North America for this body of water
by 1Shot Duke January 28, 2025
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by kanyeadian February 27, 2024
The bad part of orange county, ca. It is known for absurdly high crime rates and poverty. It's full of ignorant snobs who treat others like shit. The people have little to no empathy for others. They lack personality. The cities are boring and dull af. The most dreadful part of OC. Don't say you haven't been warned.
by Brokenapplecyder May 28, 2021