Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016

Hot sausage roll

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

Sausage

It’s a slang replacement for “exhausted”.
Used to describe how tired you are— so much that you can be a non-living piece of meat.

“Oh my God dude, i didn’t sleep at all last night doing homework I’m fucking sausage.”

by Emmanuel_hater123 April 1, 2020

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018

Sausage

Angela Mace

Ange you're a proper sausage.

by TheGr8Cornholio December 22, 2023

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole

Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻

by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023