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Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.
"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
by Neilwarri November 9, 2015
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Clark's Nipple

A proposed mixed drink of tequila and Dayquil. For when you have the flu, but it's also Cinco De Mayo.
I just drank a red solo cup of Clark's Nipple, so flrkkt gzzrts spklrushushush...
by Waffleoctopus May 2, 2019
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Hairy Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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nipple tipple

The very tipple of the nipple
She has some great nipple tipples
by Laytawn November 4, 2013
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Ripples and nipples

Oh man, that sucks. But, at least you've got some free time now. Ripples and nipples.
by Old_neptune June 28, 2021
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Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance
Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!
by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015
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Magic Nipple

A nipple that has the magic ability to make anyone feel better.
Jenny has magic nipples man... I just can't help but smile when I see them!
by donnaynay November 24, 2012
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