Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

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Uber grammar nazi

A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order

The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are

by General butz February 6, 2018

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NAZI

A liberal and/or a Democrat.

NAZI “From the river to the sea. Palestine will be free”.

by Alphawolf2006 July 23, 2024

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Nazi Tank

Elmo's Tesla Cybertruck

Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.

by Uncle Joosie April 15, 2024

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Sharia-Nazi

One who supports Hamas, Hezbollah & other Iranian proxies or militant-orthodox Islamist sects without understanding the ramifications of what Sharia Law truly entails.

The average Sharia-Nazi wouldn’t last a hot minute in Gaza or Afghanistan due to their views on sex (LGBTQIA+), religion (Islam & it better be the correct sect), etc. Any divergence from their norms nearly always results in the death penalty.

by Ben Yerachmiel May 9, 2024

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