Muffin stud

A vaginal piercing that is used to get stud muffins like you to get in her pants.

Whoa! did you see Trina's muffin stud? I think it's pretty cool. I'm totally gonna sleep with her now

by THEOTHERGUYSTHEYSEEMPRETTYCOOL November 13, 2011

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

muffin top

when the fat hangs over your belt.

when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)

damn, look at that girls muffin top.

by footsoldier November 10, 2008

baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!

by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008

Corn Muffin

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin

My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out

by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

muffin top

fat puss

Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!

by Da Real Muffin Man May 10, 2010

flamming muffin

like a regular muffin except you light it on fire before throwing it in their face

ahhh you just threw a flamming muffin in my face

by jagger the dagger November 30, 2006