Ackin' a monkey

When your chirrens be actin' up out in public. Believed to be indiginous to the southern US.

I watched as the child's momma grabbed him by the hand and shook him wildly screaming "I told you quit ackin' a monkey!"

by Lynnoflyns April 19, 2007

bush monkey

A nickname for men who like women with big bush

Doug is a bush monkey and loves to eat his girlfriend's hairy bush

by Dubiks December 19, 2018

Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.

Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.

by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011

Monkey Punch

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

by nasuke September 30, 2006

Tit Monkey

A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.

A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.

by Manix September 3, 2007

Angry Monkey

When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.

So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.

by Lord Stanley April 22, 2009

Monkey Bacon

A black police officer

The monkey bacon wrote my ass a parking ticket.

by McBigBadWolf January 17, 2009