matthew drinkwater

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.

Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Matthew drinkwater

Silly goofy obsequious submissive people that constantly talk bad about others. They love to rage when they don’t get their favorite guns in Fortnite. If you ever meet a Matthew Drinkwater I would recommend running away!

Who is that kid over there that’s frowning like a grumpy old man?
Oh must be a Matthew Drinkwater

by Oklahoma Super Fan #1 January 19, 2024

Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

Matthew Scott Vincent

An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed

Look at that depressive shit, he must be a Matthew Scott Vincent

by StonedWolf13 April 8, 2023

Matthew Chávez

Lil peep radio

Listening to lil peep radio by Matthew chávez

by thatf00 April 10, 2023

Matthew Arnold School

A mentally asylum or a Prison

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Matthew arnold school.”
“Oh.. right..”

by jedthefed April 10, 2023

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023