Matt

Sexy hot man who makes my panties wet!!

Matt makes me horny!!

by Mattismyfav April 7, 2022

Matt

Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.

Example: Matt has a shit eating smile

by CloverWes August 1, 2022

matt

matt is very matt they call him mealtime matt

because he can be hungry

very quick thinking can be purple sometimes

OMG IS THAT MATT ???!!!
lol ya

by spooksay February 14, 2022

Matt

He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.

Matt is really good at ARK.

by Mxtt v9 too devlish February 3, 2021

matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 19, 2021

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014