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Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.
Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday
33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32
by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020
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Mhs 10y4 maths

This maths class is not just any maths class it’s a joke!all we ever do is sit there waiting for sir to give us a bloody 10hr speech oh how he thinks Tyler should shut up and then there’s some girl at the front Charlotte all she ever says is “gonners n that” and she’s such a chav but let’s admit she’s sick at singing and then there’s nikola who was near Charlotte but got moved and she doesn’t stop flirting with some lad and doesn’t stop terroring Charlotte about some lad called Lewis or sommet, and then we never get anything done honestly it’s a joke,and then the bell goes and Rebecca Mitchell skrtttsss off the the line to eat all the food and then Charlotte always terrors all the yr7s also still saying “gonners and that” and then nikola just wees herself everyday Cos of Charlotte but let’s admit she’s the funniest person u will ever meet!!!!! - someone that sits in the middle of the class hehehehe
by Suckmybigdick04 February 17, 2020
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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
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Math

Noun: Misspelling of meth.
Noun: Shortened word for Mathematics
Man: i love math
Me: Math or Meth?
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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