rock lord

An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.
by DefinerOneNiner May 21, 2014
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The Lord Wilikes

A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.
Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!

I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.
by The longswordman July 31, 2013
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The Lord of The Wild

You handsome boiiiiiiii
by Desmond17779 July 19, 2019
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tipi lord

Tipi lord is when you slap your cock on her pussy a few times to make sure there’s nothing else in there
by dont dab July 06, 2020
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Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.
Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!
by a_in_pa August 09, 2022
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Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads
by Debbish December 02, 2021
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Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
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