Lefturbator

One who masturbates using only the left hand.

Joe: "Dude, Eli's left arm is so strong--how'd he do it?"
Mike: "Didn't you know? He's a lefturbator."

by A Righty January 6, 2008

leftyspinhand

A popular Robocraft player and twitch streamer, leftyspinhand is known by a decent sized community within the game for his interaction with the players viewing his stream. He owns a clan in the game that has over 20 members from his close friends.

He primarily plays Battle Arena instead of the more popular Team Deathmatch.

One of the most popular parts of his streams are when he encounters his favorite Robocraft clan, Quantum. He commonly gets angry at them due to the skill difference between them, and the streamers absolutely love it. The drama never suffers a dull moment.

Is Leftyspinhand streaming Robocraft? I want to see what he's doing.

by Xan the Dragon October 25, 2018

Leftist

A person belonging to the political left and usually identifying with the radical, anti capitalist, or revolutionary sectors of left politics. Includes anarchists, marxists, communists, socialists, and all other explicitly radical left ideologies.

That guy's a total leftist, his pantry is full of Molotov cocktails and nothing else.

by Zipongj September 14, 2019

lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

Leftist

A person who identifies with political left wing ideology. Sometimes confused with liberal, however leftists often view liberals with contempt. Seeing them as ineffective, spineless, and susceptible to fascist influence. Leftists are traditionally anti-capitalist, however some may not be inherently anti-capitalist and may more so align themselves with regulated capitalism and social democracy(the Scandinavian Model).

Pursuant of social justice and social reform as a way to balance out the alleged disparity of power between the classes of people. Leftist movements are nearly always populist, emphasizing the important of widspread political action.

Occupy Wallstreet was a protest by leftists in favor of economic reform.

by Zipongj April 9, 2019

Leftover Koppel

It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel.

"oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was all juiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."

by Dave Koppel July 28, 2008

Leftover Wine

A mythical ingredient called for in many recipes. The internet also boasts multiple ways to use up any of the so-called "Leftover Wine", similar to the way the internet has articles on training your unicorn.

"You can freeze leftover wine in ice-cube trays to be used in recipes at a later date" -The Internet

by swiftk June 11, 2013