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Karen

a homophobic, transphobic piece of crap that fit's all of the typical Karen stereotypes except for blond and has an SUV. She likes to think she is kind, loyal, and brave but really she's not. She may be loyal but she isn't kind or brave considering she puts all of her crap on her only son and expects him to be able to accommodate her, but then turn around and say that she's the adult and the parent so she can control every part of his life. So, like previously mentioned, a piece of crap.
"oh she's a Karen."
"My name is Karen, but the good kind not the bad"
by transtiger June 10, 2022
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TEAL Karen

Along with being the typical representation of the slang form of a Karen by believing they are entitled to their unwarranted bad behavior, these entitled ladies believe they are to make their way through life by taking advantage of the elderly. The word TEAL is an acronym for the words Thieving, Elderly Abusing, and Lying.
TEAL Karen stole my elderly father's money and property when took control his life and pretended to be a good caregiver.
TEAL Karen convinced the nursing home that the gentleman's family abandoned him, and he wanted her to have ALL of his money and worldly possessions.
by Dummaz June 15, 2022
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Karen albright

Karen albright is a nice loving person who laughs and could stare at life houses forever. She knows the way to god and back
Karen albright..oh she’s looking at the lighthouses…
by Gods_daughter June 15, 2022
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New Karen

A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".
New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.
by pfalls June 15, 2022
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Old Karen

An "Old Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female over 50 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, homophobic, and often racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. If this type of person has daughters they usually become "New Karens".
Old Karen didn't want a family from Africa moving into her gated community solely for racist reasons, so she devised a plan to have their application rejected.
by pfalls June 15, 2022
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Karen Krushing

The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.

This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.

Direct subject matter focus.

Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"

FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.

Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"

Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.

" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"

From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.

Your child comes over with additional complaint.

" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"

You press for clarity as a dad would.

" what did she say exactly?"

" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "

From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.

You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.

" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"

From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.

" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "

Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
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karen

always complaining to the manager about her Mcdonald's burger she ordered without cheese
or just complains about everything
You're such a karen.... Stop complaining!
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