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Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.
person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all
by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023
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Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023
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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him
by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023
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Jordan

A little Asian boy who thinks he’s cool by not and suck at football as basketball
Jordan is a bumb little boy and suck at basketball
by Blah12blah October 18, 2019
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Jordan

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is gay
by Jddbwhwhshsbs October 21, 2019
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