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Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.
Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO
by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
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JAM

Jam is what I put on my bread but,,, SHES ALSO THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND NEEDS TO REALIZE I WOULD NEVER GIVE HER AWAY FOR ANY ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“
by Josh weir October 9, 2018
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woo woo jam

When you are high on love on someone who is jobless, degreeless, hobbiless, and broke. But great sex.
The bro got way too woo woo jam right now
by budsssmoker420 February 28, 2024
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no jams

BTS: yayyyy we have dynamite at the Billboard 100!
Shabnam: takes over BTS
RM:Shabnam you have no jams
by thecharacterwannie October 14, 2022
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Jammed the Frapz

Jammed the Frapz, to Jam the Frapz or Jamming the Frapz is slang for engaging in sexual relations.
by Mayonce November 9, 2009
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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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