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Jacob

Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.
Jacob’s insane at fortnite my guy
by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021
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Jacob

A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.
Jacob is the man!!!
by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.
Shaina: Did you here that bitch Jacob.

Dana: Who Jacob?? He’s the best stop being so fucking fake!
by Mushu.someone November 18, 2019
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Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.
Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena
by Agahvsgayshshsh July 6, 2020
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Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"
Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"
by theREALJajob July 29, 2025
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Jacob

hi daddy
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
hi daddy
Jacob is a mate which you sometimes might hate. He likes to hide in crates and is a great friend. He is enormously tall and cool. He his male and very shale but he is a great friend.
by Jaiedwfwcw627282 November 15, 2020
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Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.
"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"
by Lardext May 29, 2020
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