Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

by God12231234 March 15, 2024

Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

by Retro sukist December 25, 2022

Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.

Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 13, 2017

Walkin Jerk

When you walk around and jerk your dick off in public!

Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!

by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.

hey man stop air jerking thats gay

by firefalcome September 06, 2023

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 07, 2020