Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.
by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016
Get the Dick jammug. by Day Jammer October 16, 2016
Get the day jammingmug. by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021
Get the Log Jammug. A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.
Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.
by Häxa July 18, 2023
Get the Genital Jammug. by apricots April 19, 2021
Get the apricot jammug. by THE jam hambler January 5, 2022
Get the jam hamblermug.