No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.

Do you believe in baconism?

by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022

mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by anonymous July 13, 2023

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Bacon Philip

One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon

Not Bacon Philip💀🤧

-Me when John sent it-

by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.

Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.

by Bailey617 December 9, 2013