Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024

Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent

Faith in humanity

Status: Lost forever

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 1, 2023

My Spirit Human

Spirit Human

Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.

Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.

Core Characteristics

Trait (By Role)

Description

Source of Unconditional Support

Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.

Shadow Guide

May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.

Deliverer of Fortitude

Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.

Higher Self Connector

In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.

I consider Kathleen my Spirit Human; she has provided guidance, comfort, and emotional support when I needed it the most.

by The Art of Mayhem November 24, 2025

human lolipede

Play on word/film title: human centipede

Another type of lol

Used in convosation

Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!

Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!

Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols

by human lolipede May 21, 2011

I Human

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."

Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."

by R0xii December 18, 2012

neglected human

A safe word for a white person to use when they have the impulse to use the n-word.

You're such a neglected human.

by fadeismyname August 5, 2022

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023