Human Helicoil

When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.

I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil

by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021

The Human Robot

Crazy person who parties

"that girl is the human robot of the party tonight"

by yadaadddy March 7, 2010

Human

God's worst (and best) mistake he has ever created.

"Yo, i'm a human"
"NO WAY REALLY?!?!??!"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Humanity

Dean Winchester

Metatron : He's in love... with Humanity.

by TrashFangirlShipper August 24, 2017

The Human Robot

girl who likes to drink and party and has a lot of friends on myspace, she meets all the people she parties with on myspace

shes the human robot of our school

by Randomstrangerman March 7, 2010

Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 11, 2022