Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

ham

if ur ham then ur gay

ham is gay

by itukasheet August 18, 2022

Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie

Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!

by The female ham dog November 30, 2019

Hanging Ham

A noun used to describe a hanging cliterous

That girl has a hanging ham

by LizzieWest Aka Jade😝😂 May 11, 2018

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.

Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"

by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015

Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather

-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025