Floridafornia

When two men grapefruit (see grapefruiting) each other with smothered mission burritos at the same time.

Bill and I went to Floridafornia last night. There is still a tarp covered in rice and red sauce in the living room.

by Zuko Terrible June 6, 2018

Floris

Someone who is not able to talk without it sounding like he is advertising something

‘Hey if you link that account to this website you get free games’ ‘shut up you floris’

by Chad_maisvikkel May 23, 2018

Flori

1. Very nice hair with extreme fluffyness
2. Wild orgasm noises in the middle of class
3 . “Oh my gawwwwwddd”
4. Open crush on Mr.Basha’s ass

In the Morning my voice is very Florian (deep)

by Sss2121 June 15, 2018

Florencing

After Florence Nightingale. When you play medic in fortnite on squad, 20 or 50 mode. Picking people up and dropping medkits, bullets, slurp juices and more for team mates in need.

“Hey this person just picked me up AND dropped me a chug jug. What a legend!”
“They must be Florencing. Good on them.”

by BigBrd June 21, 2018

Florange

Two docks in the same body of water but are in different cities, states or countries.

The boat was in the middle of a florange on Lake Erie.

by New dictionary July 6, 2018

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

floridish

when a person starts acting weird, like a man from Florida.

OMG man, why had you kidnapped a scientist to make your dog immortal? U are so floridish...

by lennydex September 27, 2018