deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018

Dark Thunder

Dark Thunder is the name of a song from the album Sudden Shower by Camellia (かめりあ).

Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.

by iamVill May 19, 2018

Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.

Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Dark side

The cool side of the pillow. Whenever it's too warm on the side of the pillow you're sleeping on, you flip to the DARK SIDE.

Jeff is a pussy and can't sleep under warm temperatures, so he flipped the pillow to the dark side.

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

Dark side

Someone who started life as the superhero kid who was in line with all the rules, then went a different route as they got older, still trying to keep everybody in line.

He/she went with the dark side as he/she got older, and tried to win people over for his/her dark side.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020