Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 April 21, 2018

Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.

Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!

by Deez_250 December 3, 2024

christmas sleeplessness

Trouble going to sleep on Christmas Eve

I have christmas sleeplessness every year.

by ilovepresentsandtech December 23, 2013

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020