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Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
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Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025
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Chop

One of the sexiest guys you will ever have the pleasure of laying your eyes on.

We all know a chop in our lives. ;)
That man is sexy!

Nah he's my chop.
by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020
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Barnsley Chop

Nich will sort you out with his Barnsley Chop
by Barnsley Chop Lover June 2, 2018
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Provines chop

A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.

Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
by Richard cheese 69 July 28, 2022
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Chopped

When something makes you mad
Bro sydney has me hella chopped
by Paleontology master July 11, 2022
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