The Chocolate Bayou

when your sitting in the bathtub (or taking a shower) and someone comes in and takes a shit right next to you.
especially when the bathroom has alot of steem and moisture in the air.

my sister came in and pulled the chocolate bayou on me last night

by zony89m July 9, 2011

CROTCH CHOCOLATE

WHEN WOMEN WIPE FROM BACK TO FRONT AND LATER IN THE DAY GO TO PEE AND WHEN THEY WIPE THE PAPER IS BROWN

" DAMN I GOTTA PEE...OH SHIT I GOT CROTCH CHOCOLATE"

by COURTNEY_011 October 9, 2008

chocolate french

a french kiss with the added delight of chocolate =P

Britney: with a taste of your lips im on a ride... your choclit tongue slipping under...

by Linda August 23, 2004

chocolate cherries

a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.

Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

chocolate marshmallow

Chocolate Marshmallows are well... Chocolate flavored marshmallows. They are commonly found in the suburbs.

I just ate a bad of chocolate marshmallows and they taste exactly like chocolate.

by Turkerycheesecake December 29, 2007

Chocolate Kiss

noun: to pecker-slap a friend hard enough for the tip of the penis to reach the outer-rim of the anus, leaving fecal residue on the penis as a chocolate kiss.

Riley slapped Bryce's dick so hard, it left a chocolate kiss on his penis!

by meatchugger January 11, 2013

Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.

HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.

by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008