Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 03, 2023
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Clam-dabber

1.A high functioning homo that will sometimes switch lanes and go straight for awhile.

2. A person from Warwick who dabbles in the clam trade.

3. A meal at the local poor boy sandwich shop.
Is that gay clam dabbing right now.

Motha fucka clam-dabber gonna get our pussy. Talking the same language and listening.
by Marshall tucker April 09, 2022
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clam dabbing

The female form of tea bagging: the act of placing one's clam on a conquered opponent's face signifying their failure in battle.
Player 1: "ah shit, this bitch is clam dabbing me!"
by Silky Slim November 23, 2013
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Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.
Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.
by Freshboi May 17, 2021
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 05, 2015
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Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019
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county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.
Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!
by Sevenisfunny April 21, 2018
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