Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"

by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

a child

adam my friend called adam

i have a friend called adam he is a child

by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022

Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.

_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel

by Toroz May 29, 2018

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023