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christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.
by i_love_xmas November 21, 2021
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The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position
Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.
by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024
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Christmas

The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance

Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
I can’t wait for Christmas, it’s the best holiday in the year!!”
by i love Christmas December 1, 2021
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Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.
I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.
by Cami1234 December 1, 2021
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The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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Scionfin Tuesday Christmas

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.
by Kwendolyn Girth February 27, 2024
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