bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Meta Human Bowl

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.

The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!

by doocezz June 23, 2021

Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.

In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.

by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007

turd in a punch bowl

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.

the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl

by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006

Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad

This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.

by Psuedoynm May 6, 2011

Super Bowl Phantom

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

Chinese Rice Bowl

This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).

Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.

by AyeBrahhh123 November 18, 2016