In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
Get the Central Billing Theoremmug. The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.
Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."
by WackeMD October 3, 2018
Get the Balance Billingmug. He's a hot German emo guy but now he is a blonde guy and tbh he's hotter as a blonde but also hot when he had black hair and I wanna marry him (bill if you see this hmu ur so hot) and I hate the other definitions on here for his name because why are y'all so homophobic... I will literally fight all of you!
by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024
Get the Bill Kaulitzmug. 
retard #1 - yo, do you know who uncle bill is?
retard#2 - yeah nigger, the creator of bill-sploit and the grand master of succ.
retard#2 - yeah nigger, the creator of bill-sploit and the grand master of succ.
by Aware_Gogeta May 6, 2017
Get the uncle billmug. When the majority of your club is better than you so you have a tempertantrum and boot them on tap sports baseball 2020.
by Illmatic1978 December 17, 2020
Get the Don't have a Billmug. Bill is a very attractive, charismatic man, who is also very mysterious. He has such a charm about himself, that he unintentionally, draws every woman he crosses, to him. Though he seems like a man for all the ladies, he only has one special woman he wants to give his heart to. He's very protective over those he loves. He definitely likes to take the lead in all he does, and more than likely will be a Pastor, or some kind of leader for the country, state, or county... Bill is so full of passion, that it radiates through his raw energy, and will intimidate some, who are not use to it. If you're lucky enough to come across Bill, keep him around. He's very loyal, and cares deeply, and will always stand by your side.
by SheerBeauty May 1, 2022
Get the Billmug.