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financial balls

Denoting the volunerability of a man's financial worth, especially at the expense of the wrong woman. Financial balls is a man's strength when it come's to (credit rating, financial status, material equity, and yearly income.)
A person's financial balls can be severed or impaired due to child support, divorce, alimony, or getting with the wrong person that can contribute to you ruining your financial rating.
Randy had a nice house, 6 cars, and a 999 credit score before he married Joyce. After the divorce, Joyce and her divorce attorney hit Randy in his financial balls by claiming the house, 5 of his cars, and making him pay for his kids that he had with her, plus two more that she had from a previous relationship.

Micheal Jordan lost half of a testicle as a result of his divorce.

Mike Tyson, the boxer, is yet to recover after a devestating blow to his financial balls as a result of child support and two divorces.

"MEN...PROTECT YOUR FINANCIAL BALLS!!!"
by DzNutz November 7, 2007
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dry balls

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.
Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls
by cannabis maximus for all January 11, 2006
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Balls Deep

When a male inserts his penis into a partner all the way to the testicles.
"It was great, I was balls deep in this chick."

"Shit dude, my moms walked in while I was balls deep."
by Mary L August 29, 2005
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grease ball

by jimmy fradette March 30, 2003
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jungle balls

an over abundance of genital perspiration, generally located in the trousers of a male which usually leads to swamp ass
I was walking through the mall and i came down with the worst case of jungle balls!
by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005
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Cheese Balls

Cocaine mixed with cheese. Originally mentioned in the Tenacious D television episode "Death of a Dream."
I was up all night shooting cheese balls.
by Brian Turwilligar June 5, 2007
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party ball

basically a keg that is in the shape of a ball, smaller than a regular keg about the size of a large kick ball
lets go tap the party ball for some beer.
by Mark rock your socks January 23, 2007
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