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Brandon

hokceydad
hey isnt that brandon
by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020
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Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.
"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon is sexy
Brandon is sexy boi
by Secsygirl October 14, 2020
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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon”
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020
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Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
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