Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009

sound bastard

A person who inflicts his musical preference on the public via mobile phone or portable media player.
Sound Bastards tend to have a poor musical taste combined with poor built in speakers which makes them particularly irritating.

"Check out that sound bastard playing Britney Spears in the middle of the train station."

by keystealer April 30, 2010

Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.

Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!

by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011

Hardy Bastard

A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.

Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!

wow he's a hardy bastard

by djhegzy August 21, 2011

Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.

"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."

by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011

Genre Basher

Somebody who is obsessed with categorizing music into possibly meaningless sub-genres.

'Man have you heard their new album?'

'What the new neo-progressive oldschool semi-ambient inta-beat trance footstep dubplate album they released?'

'Man your such a genre basher that doesn't even make sense!'

by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014