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one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
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The Big One

The inevitable, spectacular, and sometimes fatal accident endured by almost every motorcycle at some point in their life while riding.
Did you hear about Derek? He's in a coma, he finally had The Big One.
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cute one

The cuter, hotter, and/or cooler one in a group of siblings, for example the cuter boy of the brothers or the cuter girl of the sisters. Usually used for boys.
Marie:"Hey Sheridan, do you see Scott over there? Isn't he hot?"
Sheridan: "Yeah, but his brother is the cute one."
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murder ones

Murder ones are reading glasses with thick black horn rim frames and rape over the bridge (optional) The important thing is that they are not sunglasses or shades. This us from convicts who originated the term based on those fighting a first degree murder conviction, who were regularly reading law books to appeal their cases, wearing government-issue glasses.
Joe looks like a psycho in those murder ones.
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Step One

The first step when cooking or grilling. Take a shot of whiskey
Patty: Get me a step one Rob
Rob: Jack or Honey?
Patty: Jack please
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One Down

It's the rape difficulty in the game payday 2. You'll get swarmed by Zeal-Cloakers, Zeal-Dozer, and skull masked assholes that'll down you in no time. You can be downed only once.
Dummy1:"I wanna try one down"
Dummy2:"No you don't. It'll rape you."
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The Risen One

The risen one will save us from the evil one.
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