Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.

Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.

by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009

Good old fashioned

Something that is good, and it is old fashioned

"What's an good old fashioned?"

"Well, it's good, and it's old fashioned"

by ThatGuyDidIt June 17, 2018

Dirty Old Fanny

Something that Bulma from Dragon Ball has.

Bulma: If you give me the dragon ball I'll give you a little peak.
Goku: What do I care about your dirty old fanny?
Bulma: IT'S NOT DIRTY YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!!!!!!

by FaggotKiller2001 April 3, 2022

old man game

When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.

Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.

by delhaen February 12, 2019

The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017

avon old farms

AOF is maybe the highest respected boarding school in the nation. Students bang lots of chicks, win new england titles, and get into very solid schools. One only wishes they could attend such an institution. It's building are beautiful and perfect for hiding young women. What other school enjoys a rat problem? The Quad rat is the most sought after meal on the Avon boys diet of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.

example 1:Hey Chip dont you wish you could be the coolest dude ever and go to Avon and not wear sweet white sweaters with D's on them?

example 2: "Wow, I wish I could have beaten Avon in hockey. I mean we were supposed to kill them. They were just to good and beat us 6-2. I guess they are just the best thing since sliced bread."- a salisbury hockey player.

by stinky beaver July 21, 2005

Old Mossy Face

a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.

Upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, Paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in Old Mossy Face for while. She agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.

by Dr. P.J. Conlike October 3, 2012