asshole bandit

a proctologist

"My hemorrhoids are killing me!"

"So go see an asshole bandit."

asshole bandit by Tootsie's Mom June 21, 2008

busted asshole 

a stupid individual who thinks only of himself and usually blames everyone else for his own stupidity.

That busted asshole just pulled out in front of me and had the nerve to flip me off. Democrats are busted assholes, i.e. Hillary Clinton. "Sorry boss, I was late to work because my friend's car broke down." ~ This person is a busted asshole; blame is better to give than receive!

busted asshole by Grepster June 14, 2008

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

homelier than a bag full of assholes by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Asshole 

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

Asshole by cornholio October 4, 2003

Asshole 

The rood-word 'ass' was originally used as another term for donkey, obviusly because a donkey has a big buttocks, some douche bag decided it would be comical to use the word 'ass' to describe the glutumous maximus of the homo erectus. "Asshole" defines the gateway to pleasure, and after that night is also the word you get called by the keeper of the "Asshole".

You Asshole Derek, I can't believe you stuck it in my asshole in the night while I was asleep!

Asshole by I LOVE TEH BEER May 4, 2004

assholery 

First discovered by an Irish Scholar named Roy Jonas on September 2 2008.

Assholery is the act of being an 'asshole' towards a certain individual.

"You only got the same treatment you dished out first Debo. Telling your clanmates you hope they get banned tends to generate assholery in your direction. Yet you seem surprised and offended. Lay off the rocks, that way your memory might be longer than that of a goldfish."

assholery by shdx October 20, 2008

Vagina Asshole

Somebody who is a vagina asshole. An insult, used by stupid teenage boys in ghetto brown neighborhoods.

"Jeez Matt is such a vagina asshole!"

"I know right!"

Vagina Asshole by WhatIsLove?675 October 7, 2011