Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

Bruce'ing around

Bruce'ing around is the act of having sex with a trans FTM with butt dimples and a drawn on mustache.

"Did you see that stud over there?" "Yeah I Bruce'd around with her last week."

"Hey what are you doing this week?" "Oh just Bruce'ing around."

by Grimc1 February 21, 2024

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.

He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done

by Ch1naman April 24, 2023

Geesing Around

When someone is goofing around and just in general acting like a silly goose.

Bro stop geesing around and actually listen to me

by Wadion April 26, 2024

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Gruing Around

Appearing to be incredibly busy whilst secretly mending sewing machines

1: I haven't done anything today, I've just been gruing around.

2: Stop gruing around and go count those ceiling tiles.

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021