Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).
by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009
The wall you hit after you have jerked off seven times in 24 hours. It is said that if you attempt an 8th wank your vision will go blurry and you will pass out.
Dude Abi Titmuss is so hot, she made me hit the seven wank wall, I tried the 8th and I woke up like an hour later with an aching crotch!
by 1337 Cookie Monster January 17, 2009
" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "
by ayrshire pedro September 09, 2008
Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
'Mate, we can do anything'
by Renato1 July 11, 2015
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........
If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
by rallly ali January 26, 2011
The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
by BltS3 January 30, 2011