I potato you

No one says this.

"I potato you"

"What are you are talking about, no one says this."

"啥“

-Andrew Cap

by aNdrew Cap April 21, 2021

I potato you

I potato you is between I like you and I love you.

Due to the lack of a good english word to represent the stage between a crush and love, potato has developed as an inbetween word.

Potatos start small and grow representing the growth from like to love.

like love crush relationship

Oh (insert special someone's name here), I potato you!

by Dauntless72 September 23, 2016

the great potato war

The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock

Man this fight is going down like the great potato war

by Shœ October 21, 2020

Trying to peel a potato with another potato

Another term for depressed.

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

by CurrentlyDepressed January 7, 2017

going mashed potatoes

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014

Potato Quality

A group of two or less friends, with a low amount of brain cells.

Two friends laughing at a stupid joke:
Friend 1: Its not even funny ( continues laughing )
Friend 2: We are such a potato quality

by MMMmonkeys January 25, 2020

Idaho Potato Sack

A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.

Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."

Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."

Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."

by Perny October 28, 2009