Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

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Egg with a Ball on Top

Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!

Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?

by ema1997 July 7, 2021

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Cadbury Egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Samantha wanted a Cadbury Egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate

by Trevor519 December 9, 2008

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Salt Your Eggs

(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.

Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."

by Mountainstyle February 27, 2009

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cracked like an egg

term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.

Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!

by punzthereynasimp March 29, 2021

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'making egg soup'

To Ejaculate into your own bath water (males only)

A man who is in the bath for more than 15 minutes is definetly 'making egg soup', FACT.

John - "where you going pete?",
Pete - "i'm off upstairs to make egg soup, be down in half hour"

egg soup is a fovourite dish in the Austrian Alps

by skillz-t June 15, 2008

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