Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

Devious lick

You keep seeing a fuck ton of these videos on your tik tok fyp thats why you are here.. It means a clever steal

only one momth into school and got an absolute devious lick

by DirtyRat420yoloswag September 9, 2021

Lick

A lame person or a loser; someone that is bad at a lot of things

Def 1 "Bruh, look at that lick over there playin' with Pokemon Cards."
Def 2 "Lmao, he's a lick. Why is he playing basketball if he can't even dribble."

by Afitam Idpo December 6, 2016

Lick the Onion

lesbian sex

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(

by C Swizzle December 13, 2014