Jesus Nectar

Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.

Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?

Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.

by Nerdrow November 11, 2010

Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.

If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!

by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011

Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Size of Jesus

Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement

"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"

by Normieroxanne July 8, 2018

blasian jesus

Black Asian that is very kind but is very dirty

You are a Blasian Jesus

by Annoying 101 March 29, 2017

Space Jesus

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022

Jesus Fatigue

The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.

"I have jesus fatigue..."

"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"

by LogLegoMan21 May 24, 2019