Yoon-tard

to be more or as retarded as Jung-Yoon.

you're so yoon-tarded

by Gabe November 2, 2003

over grown tard mongral

someone who is stoned and stupid to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

Shut up you damn over grown tard mongral.

by ka24det95 September 12, 2008

tard

turd, shit

u tard, u

by HOTTTTTTT November 2, 2003

tard

A hooker, slut, whore, woman who turns tricks for free or for money, ho, the like, usually used in european areas, ie. england, especially in SoHo (ive been there lol :)

did you see that tard? she just over there on the street corner! u jsut missed her...someone just picker her up

by garrett! July 13, 2006

Ro-tard

Nickname given to former clientele of a now-defunct bullshit jazz bar in Kitsilano famous for the aromas of stale urinal cakes and late-middle age desparation.

Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches.

The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head.

Man: Hey woody, what's up.

Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge)

by spinynorman May 4, 2011

E-Tard

Someone who goes on line too much (usually to play games and chat rather than to keep up with current events or educate themselves). They are so involved in their online activities that they lose track of daily reality.

Man, I've just been playing blackjack online 24-7! Haven't kept up with the news or anything. I dohn't know what's going on! I'm turning into a real e-tard.

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

tard

Short form for retard. Like 're' but the back end.

"I hate you, you are such a tard!"

by ogga booga May 13, 2005