your nan

if you pull this card you win any argument

Other Person: You suck

You : Your nan sucks

Argument won.

by YungNicknameNigga January 21, 2019

Your Nan

Someone that is deceased and is brought up for comedic effect.

S-Dog: "Your Nan is dead haha"
R-Dog: "lol"

by SlipperySandison October 03, 2017

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 07, 2021

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
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by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 04, 2022

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 December 02, 2015