school

WARNING - ALL OF THIS IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.: A boring shithole where you stay in a place that looks like it has been abandoned in the 1920s for 14-18 years, where you sometimes be pestered to follow the teachers' orders and the said teachers provide stuff that is not mandatory (like take homework for example) on your behalf. This said devil's creation also has intentions to bore you out of your mind because it's not 'all about fun and computers', just straight-up work that is likely to drain you physically and/or mentally. That place will have rules made by a person who is considered a crackhead, like no hoodies, no phones, no chewing gum, if one person gets caught, everyone will be in great shit, etcetera. If you break any of those rules, especially for no hugging, then the teachers will act like a snowflake and likely inform the principles to put you in detention. Nuff said, and enough yapping.

Student 1: School stinks like shit.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.

by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) November 19, 2025

Aptakisic Jr. High School

Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.

Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated

Daniel: rip

by schoolisass December 8, 2023

school

It's a PRISON HELL that's killing you slowly without dying. Your bleeding but there's no blood coming out.

But its cute when theres pogi and magandang student you can make landi-landi.

Him: Are you going to school?
Me: Do you mean HELL.!!!!!

by Im your teacher January 7, 2018

North Woods High School

school full of hicks and shitty ass people they even have school shooter that romes the halls

north woods high school is a shit show

by mariosleftball January 25, 2021

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

My School President

otherwise known as msp
one of the best thai bls in the world
it will be part of your top 10 dramas!!

person 1: "omg did you watch my school president?"
person 2: "no i didn't why?"
person 1: "you should watch it!!, so basically,..." *explains the whole plot of the drama*

by soobinsbluespring December 21, 2023

summitvue middle school

The hell of all hell. If you are going here expect the worst. I have seen people fucking in the bathroom (not in a stall). People huddling up in the back of the library to have cumming sessions. It only gets worse. The sixth graders are always annoying as hell and are hella short. Most teachers suck ass and you get in trouble for the dumbest shit. Over all, go to a new school.

I want to kill myself after going to summitvue middle school

by Summitvuesucksass November 16, 2022